Tuesday, June 30, 2009

These Lawyer Love How-To’s, Win Funny Readers Kazoos

Answer “yes” or “no,” Joe.
Doing business where, Claire?
Don’t try to be clever, Trevor.
Tell the whole truth, Ruth.
Sign your will, Will.
Tell me all, Saul.
Sign in blue, Stu.
Notarize this, Chris.
File a tort, Mort.
Statements under GAAP, Hap?

Thanks for playing along with my Due Diligence Blues. Enjoy your kazoos! I wonder what will be next, maybe a little Billy Flynn, Chicago-style “Razzle Dazzle?” I don’t do criminal law, but the art of a business deal is not that far removed from musical theater.

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